RubyMars: I like you more than just about everyone else I know. You get me.
RubyMars: I keep making it worse.
RubyMars: I’m going to stop typing now.
AHall80: I get what you mean. You’re pretty much my closest friend too
RubyMars: :) AHall80: You can start typing again RubyMars: I’m worried I’ll say something I’ll regret.
AHall80: Like what?
RubyMars: I don’t know. Something I’ll regret.
AHall80: Like?
RubyMars: I’m not digging this hole of shame any deeper, lol.
AHall80: You already dug one deep hole, what’s another one?
RubyMars: You stepped in human crap too!
AHall80: I was talking about the peeing in public, Ruby
RubyMars: Oh.
RubyMars: About that
RubyMars: Lol
AHall80: Yeah, about that
AHall80: :]
RubyMars: I’ll own it.
AHall80: I gotta go, but I’ll message you soon.
RubyMars: Okay, bye and be safe.
AHall80: You too
April 26, 2009
AHall80: Hey
RubyMars: Hey.
AHall80: Peanut butter or jelly?
RubyMars: Is this a trick question?
AHall80: No.
RubyMars: Jelly.
AHall80: Thank God
AHall80: Just listened to five people argue peanut butter over jelly for the last hour at dinner. I was too tired to tell them they were all out of their minds.
RubyMars: You’re Team Jelly too?
AHall80: All the way
RubyMars: Good. I wouldn’t have wanted to stop being your friend over something stupid like liking peanut butter more, but I would’ve looked back on our friendship fondly.
AHall80: Heh
AHall80: Aaron and Ruby RIP 2008-2009
RubyMars: There are tears in my eyes
RubyMars: “Ruron Forever”
AHall80: Ruron? Ruby+Aaron? That’s clever.
RubyMars: It’s our ship name
AHall80: Like a battleship?
RubyMars: You poor, sweet, innocent child RubyMars: Ship. Shipping. I ship ______.
AHall80: I don’t know what you’re talking about RubyMars: Today is the day our friendship dies.
RubyMars: You’ve never heard that term before?
AHall80: No
AHall80: For real.
AHall80: “Today is the day our friendship dies”
AHall80: Ruby….
RubyMars: I’ll forgive you then. I forget the dork doesn’t run strong in you.
RubyMars: Shipping is… “relationSHIP” like, liking two characters and thinking they should be in a relationship together in a fandom.
RubyMars: Do you know what a fandom is?
AHall80: I know what a fandom is.
RubyMars: Okay. You watched Buffy. Remember Angel? The vampire? Buffy + Angel = Bangel.
AHall80: Got it.
AHall80: I liked the other guy more
RubyMars: ……
RubyMars: Spike?
AHall80: Yeah
RubyMars: Marry me.
RubyMars: I think I might love you.
AHall80: Lol
AHall80: OK
RubyMars: I’m not even joking. Marry me. The offer stands.
RubyMars: Kidding, I am joking. :) RubyMars: How much of the show did you watch…?
AHall80: ……
AHall80: 7 seasons?
RubyMars: There was only 7 seasons.
RubyMars: Aaron RubyMars: That’s tears in my eyes twice today AHall80: Max sent me tapes of every season about 4 or 5 years ago when I was deployed. He watched it too, but he’ll never admit it
RubyMars: I take back what I said. Today is the day our friendship turned into a forever thing lol
AHall80: :]
AHall80: Works for me
RubyMars: Good lol.
AHall80: I gotta go, but I’ll msg you soon, Ruron RubyMars: Okay, bye, Ruron.
April 28, 2009
AHall80: You ever feel like beating the shit out of someone?
RubyMars: Hello to you
RubyMars: Only once or twice.
RubyMars: Why?
AHall80: Who?
AHall80: Just some new guy that’s driving me up the wall. He’s so damn na?ve and stupid.
RubyMars: Who did I want to beat up?
RubyMars: I’m sorry. Did you get into a fight with him?
AHall80: Yeah
AHall80: I didn’t, but I wanted to. I know he’s a dumbass private who hasn’t seen or done anything before, and I know he doesn’t know anything… but it’s hard to keep my mouth closed when he’s rattling nonsense out of his mouth.
RubyMars: I wanted to beat up this girl in high school who used to talk about me behind my back. I also wanted to beat the crap out of the random stranger who hit my car in the parking lot a year ago. That’s all.
RubyMars: Those kind of people are the worst.
AHall80: Somebody bullied you in high school?
RubyMars: I wouldn’t call it bullying. All she ever did was make stupid comments under her breath when I could hear her. It only upset me the first ten times she did it.
AHall80: Did you do anything to make her stop?
RubyMars: No.
AHall80: …….
RubyMars: I told you it didn’t bother me so much. She was just a hateful person in general. No biggie. But for a while, I did want to kick her ass if I could have.