“Cormoran Strike’s office.”
“Ah… yes, good morning,” said a deep, patrician voice.
Robin grimaced at Strike and shook her head.
“Shit,” he muttered, and moved back into his office to get his tea.
“I’d like to speak to Mr. Strike, please.”
“I’m afraid he’s on another call right now,” lied Robin.
Their standard practice for a year had been to phone the client back. It weeded out journalists and cranks.
“I’ll hold,” said the caller, who sounded captious, unused to not getting his way.
“He’ll be a while, I’m afraid. Could I take a number and get him to call you back?”
“Well, it needs to be within the next ten minutes, because I’m about to go into a meeting. Tell him I want to discuss a job I’d like him to do for me.”
“I’m afraid I can’t guarantee that Mr. Strike will be able to undertake the job in person,” said Robin, which was also the standard response to deflect press. “Our agency’s quite booked up at the moment.”
She pulled pen and paper towards her.
“What kind of job are you—?”
“It has to be Mr. Strike,” said the voice firmly. “Make that clear to him. It has to be Mr. Strike himself. My name’s Chizzle.”
“How are you spelling that?” asked Robin, wondering whether she had heard correctly.
“C-H-I-S-W-E-L-L. Jasper Chiswell. Ask him to call me on the following number.”
Robin copied down the digits Chiswell gave her and bade him good morning. As she set down the receiver, Strike sat down on the fake leather sofa they kept in the outer room for clients. It had a disobliging habit of making unexpected farting noises when you shifted position.
“A man called Jasper Chizzle, spelled ‘Chiswell,’ wants you to take on a job for him. He says it’s got to be you, nobody else.” Robin screwed up her forehead in perplexity. “I know the name, don’t I?”
“Yeah,” said Strike. “He’s Minister for Culture.”
“Oh my God,” said Robin, realization dawning. “Of course! The big man with the weird hair!”
“That’s him.”
A clutch of vague memories and associations assailed Robin. She seemed to remember an old affair, resignation in disgrace, rehabilitation and, somewhat more recently, a fresh scandal, another nasty news story…
“Didn’t his son get sent to jail for manslaughter not that long ago?” she said. “That was Chiswell, wasn’t it? His son was stoned and driving and he killed a young mother?”
Strike recalled his attention, it seemed, from a distance. He was wearing a peculiar expression.
“Yeah, that rings a bell,” said Strike.
“What’s the matter?”
“A few things, actually,” said Strike, running a hand over his stubbly chin. “For starters: I tracked down Billy’s brother on Friday.”
“How?”
“Long story,” said Strike, “but turns out Jimmy’s part of a group that’s protesting against the Olympics. ‘CORE,’ they call themselves. Anyway, he was with a girl, and the first thing she said when I told them I was a private detective was: ‘Chiswell’s sent him.’”
Strike pondered this point while drinking his perfectly brewed tea.
“But Chiswell wouldn’t need me to keep an eye on CORE,” he went on, thinking aloud. “There was already a plainclothes guy there.”
Though keen to hear what other things troubled Strike about Chiswell’s call, Robin did not prompt him, but sat in silence, allowing him to mull the new development. It was precisely this kind of tact that Strike had missed when she was out of the office.
“And get this,” he went on at last, as though there had been no interruption. “The son who went to jail for manslaughter isn’t—or wasn’t—Chiswell’s only boy. His eldest was called Freddie and he died in Afghanistan. Yeah. Major Freddie Chiswell, Queen’s Royal Hussars. Killed in an attack on a convoy in Basra. I investigated his death in action while I was still SIB.”
“So you know Chiswell?”
“No, never met him. You don’t meet families, usually… I knew Chiswell’s daughter years ago, as well. Only slightly, but I met her a few times. She was an old school friend of Charlotte’s.”
Robin experienced a tiny frisson at the mention of Charlotte. She had a great curiosity, which she successfully concealed, about Charlotte, the woman Strike had been involved with on and off for sixteen years, whom he had been supposed to marry before the relationship ended messily and, apparently, permanently.
“Pity we couldn’t get Billy’s number,” said Strike, running a large, hairy-backed hand over his jaw again.
“I’ll make sure I get it if he calls again,” Robin assured him. “Are you going to ring Chiswell back? He said he was about to go into a meeting.”
“I’m keen to find out what he wants, but the question is whether we’ve got room for another client,” said Strike. “Let’s think…”
He put his hands behind his head, frowning up at the ceiling, on which many fine cracks were exposed by the sunlight. Screw that now… the office would soon be a developer’s problem, after all…
“I’ve got Andy and Barclay watching the Webster kid. Barclay’s doing well, by the way. I’ve had three solid days’ surveillance out of him, pictures, the lot.
“Then there’s old Dodgy Doc. He still hasn’t done anything newsworthy.”
“Shame,” said Robin, then she caught herself. “No, I don’t mean that, I mean good.” She rubbed her eyes. “This job,” she sighed. “It messes with your ethics. Who’s watching Dodgy today?”
“I was going to ask you to do it,” said Strike, “but the client called yesterday afternoon. He’d forgotten to tell me Dodgy’s at a symposium in Paris.”
Eyes still on the ceiling, brow furrowed in thought, Strike said:
“We’ve got two days at that tech conference starting tomorrow. Which do you want to do, Harley Street or a conference center out in Epping Forest? We can swap over if you want. D’you want to spend tomorrow watching Dodgy, or with hundreds of stinking geeks in superhero T-shirts?”
“Not all tech people smell,” Robin reprimanded him. “Your mate Spanner doesn’t.”
“You don’t want to judge Spanner by the amount of deodorant he puts on to come here,” said Strike.
Spanner, who had overhauled their computer and telephone system when the business had received its dramatic boost in business, was the younger brother of Strike’s old friend Nick. He fancied Robin, as she and Strike were equally aware.
Strike mulled over options, rubbing his chin again.
“I’ll call Chiswell back and find out what he’s after,” he said at last. “You never know, it might be a bigger job than that lawyer whose wife’s sleeping around. He’s next on the waiting list, right?”
“Him, or that American woman who’s married to the Ferrari dealer. They’re both waiting.”
Strike sighed. Infidelity formed the bulk of their workload.