“Anyway,” Piper said, “things change. But we’re fine. He’s fine. I’m fine. At least…I was, until this started.” She gestured at the great room, where the movers were now lugging a mattress toward the front door.
I decided it was time to confront the elephant in the room. Or rather, the elephant on the terrace. Or rather, the elephant that would have been on the terrace had the movers not hauled him away.
“What happened exactly?” I asked. “What’s in all those dandelion-colored documents?”
“Like this one,” Meg said, pulling from her gardening belt a folded letter she must have filched from the great room. For a child of Demeter, she had sticky fingers.
“Meg!” I said. “That’s not yours.”
I may have been a little sensitive about stealing other people’s mail. Once Artemis rifled through my correspondence and found some juicy letters from Lucrezia Borgia that she teased me about for decades.
“N.H. Financials,” Meg persisted. “Neos Helios. Caligula, right?”
Piper dug her fingernails in the wooden rail. “Just get rid of it. Please.”
Meg dropped the letter into the flames.
Grover sighed. “I could have eaten that for you. It’s better for the environment, and stationery tastes great.”
That got a thin smile from Piper.
“The rest is all yours,” she promised. “As for what they say, it’s all legal, legal, blah-blah, financial, boring, legal. Bottom line, my dad is ruined.” She raised an eyebrow at me. “You really haven’t seen any of the gossip columns? The magazine covers?”
“That’s what I asked,” Grover said.
I made a mental note to visit the nearest grocery store checkout lane and stock up on reading material. “I am woefully behind,” I admitted. “When did this all start?”
“I don’t even know,” Piper said. “Jane, my dad’s former personal assistant—she was in on it. Also his financial manager. His accountant. His film agent. This company Triumvirate Holdings…” Piper spread her hands, like she was describing a natural disaster that could not have been foreseen. “They went to a lot of trouble. They must have spent years and tens of millions of dollars to destroy everything my dad built—his credit, his assets, his reputation with the studios. All gone. When we hired Mellie…well, she was great. She was the first person to spot the trouble. She tried to help, but it was much too late. Now my dad is worse than broke. He’s deeply in debt. He owes millions in taxes he didn’t even know about. Best we can hope for is that he avoids jail time.”
“That’s horrible,” I said.
And I meant it. The prospect of never seeing Tristan McLean’s abs on the big screen again was a bitter disappointment, though I was too tactful to say this in front of his daughter.
“It’s not like I can expect a lot of sympathy,” Piper said. “You should see the kids at my school, smirking and talking about me behind my back. I mean, even more than usual. Oh, boo-hoo. You lost all three of your houses.”
“Three houses?” Meg asked.
I didn’t see why that was surprising. Most minor deities and celebrities I knew had at least a dozen, but Piper’s expression turned sheepish.
“I know it’s ridiculous,” she said. “They repo-ed ten cars. And the helicopter. They’re foreclosing on this place at the end of the week and taking the airplane.”
“You have an airplane.” Meg nodded as if this at least made perfect sense. “Cool.”
Piper sighed. “I don’t care about the stuff, but the nice former park ranger who was our pilot is going to be out of a job. And Mellie and Gleeson had to leave. So did the house staff. Most of all…I’m worried about my dad.”
I followed her gaze. Tristan McLean was now wandering through the great room, staring at blank walls. I liked him better as an action hero. The role of broken man didn’t suit him.
“He’s been healing,” Piper said. “Last year, a giant kidnapped him.”
I shuddered. Being captured by giants could truly scar a person. Ares had been kidnapped by two of them, millennia ago, and he was never the same. Before, he had been arrogant and annoying. Afterward, he was arrogant, annoying, and brittle.
“I’m surprised your father’s mind is still in one piece,” I said.
The corners of Piper’s eyes tightened. “When we rescued him from the giant, we used a potion to wipe his memory. Aphrodite said it was the only thing we could do for him. But now…I mean, how much trauma can one person take?”
Grover removed his cap and stared at it mournfully. Perhaps he was thinking reverent thoughts, or perhaps he was just hungry. “What will you do now?”
“Our family still has property,” Piper said, “outside Tahlequah, Oklahoma—the original Cherokee allotment. End of the week, we’re using our last flight on the airplane to go back home. This is one battle I guess your evil emperors won.”
I didn’t like the emperors being called mine. I didn’t like the way Piper said home, as if she’d already accepted that she would live the rest of her life in Oklahoma. Nothing against Oklahoma, mind you. My pal Woody Guthrie hailed from Okemah. But mortals from Malibu typically didn’t see it as an upgrade.
Also, the idea of Tristan and Piper being forced to move east reminded me of the visions Meg had shown me last night: she and her father being pushed out of their home by the same boring dandelion-colored legal blah-blah, fleeing their burning house, and winding up in New York. Out of Caligula’s frying pan, into Nero’s fire.
“We can’t let Caligula win,” I told Piper. “You’re not the only demigod he’s targeted.”
She seemed to absorb those words. Then she faced Meg, as if truly seeing her for the first time. “You too?”
Meg turned off the gas burner. “Yeah. My dad.”
“What happened?”
Meg shrugged. “Long time ago.”
We waited, but Meg had decided to be Meg.
“My young friend is a girl of few words,” I said. “But with her permission…?”
Meg did not order me to shut up or to jump off the terrace, so I recounted for Piper what I’d seen in McCaffrey’s memories.
When I was done, Piper hopped down from the railing. She approached Meg, and before I could say Watch out, she bites harder than a wild squirrel! Piper wrapped her arms around the younger girl.
“I’m so sorry.” Piper kissed the top of her head.
I waited nervously for Meg’s golden scimitars to flash into her hands. Instead, after a moment of petrified surprise, Meg melted into Piper’s hug. They stayed like that for a long time, Meg quivering, Piper holding her as if she were the demigod Comforter-in-Chief, her own troubles irrelevant next to Meg’s.
Finally, with a sniffle/hiccup, Meg pulled away, wiping her nose. “Thanks.”
Piper looked at me. “How long has Caligula been messing with demigods’ lives?”
“Several thousand years,” I said. “He and the other two emperors did not go back through the Doors of Death. They never really left the world of the living. They are basically minor gods. They’ve had millennia to build their secret empire, Triumvirate Holdings.”