Heartless Page 47

Catherine folded her hands into her lap and tried to be pleasant.

‘Wrong, Jest,’ Hatta said, his knowing smirk never leaving her. ‘Everyone is here to entertain me.’

‘Well then. Allow me.’

Jest snapped the top hat from Hatta’s head, holding it aloft as Hatta tried to grab it back. Jest was already chuckling and stepping up on to his chair, then on to the table. The cups and saucers rattled as his boots clomped against the wood.

With a disgruntled sigh that didn’t hide the tilt at the corners of his lips, Hatta threw his heels back on to the tabletop and picked up his tea.

Catherine caught sight of Raven, still atop the clown’s bust, almost a part of the shadows. He angled his head to watch Jest’s parade across the table.

The room hushed. Anticipation scrambled up Catherine’s spine and she leaned forward, her fingers crushed together in her lap.

Stepping around the mess of dishes, Jest came to stand at the table’s centre. He held the top hat so everyone could see. Then, with a twist of his wrists, he sent the hat into a blurring spin and dropped his hands away. The hat continued to levitate in the air.

Catherine bit her lip, hardly daring to blink.

Tapping his fist against his chest, Jest cleared his throat. Then, to Catherine’s surprise, he began to sing.

‘Twinkle, twinkle . . . little bat.’

Her lips twitched at the familiar lullaby, though Jest had slowed down the cadence so the song was more like a serenade. His voice was confident, yet quiet. Strong, but not overpowering.

‘How I wonder what you’re’ – he tapped a finger on to the brim of the spinning hat so it flipped top to bottom – ‘at.’

A flurry of bats burst upward. Catherine ducked as they swarmed through the room. Their squeaks filled the shop with bedlam, their wings close enough to tease Cath’s hair without touching her skin.

Jest’s voice cut through the ruckus.

‘Up above the world, so high . . .’

The bats turned into a cyclone, encircling the room so the table was in the eye of a living storm. The cyclone began to tighten, closing in around Jest. Soon, he could no longer be seen beyond the mass of beating, squealing, pressing bodies. Tighter and tighter.

Catherine’s chest constricted as the tornado of bats turned as one and streamed towards an open window – leaving behind Hatta’s top hat sitting crookedly against a teapot, and no sign of Jest.

Her heart was pounding. Whispers began to pass up and down the table. Guests checked under the table and beneath the top hat and even in the teapots, but Jest had vanished.

‘The nerve of him, to abandon you thus. At my mercy, no less.’

She glanced at Hatta.

Setting his teacup on its saucer, he winked at her. ‘Jest has always had a weakness for riddles.’

Brushing back the hair that had been tossed around by the bats, Cath did her best not to show how nervous the Hatter made her. ‘Have you known each other a long time?’

‘Many years, love. I would try to count how many, but I’m so far into Time’s debt, I would doubtlessly count them wrong.’

She furrowed her brow. ‘Is that a riddle?’

‘If you wish it to be.’

Unsure how to respond, Cath reached for a teacup, but found it filled with mother-of-pearl buttons. She set it back. ‘Jest told a riddle at the ball,’ she said. ‘It was, “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” ’

The Hatter guffawed, throwing his head back. ‘Not that one! Sometimes I wonder if he’s even trying.’

‘I didn’t realize it was an old riddle. No one at the ball seemed to know it, and we were all amused by the answer.’

‘With due respect, my lady, the gentry are not known for their inability to be amused.’

She supposed he was right – for the King most of all. But the way Hatta said it made it sound like a fault that should be shameful, and she wasn’t sure if she agreed.

‘Tell me, which answer did he give?’ asked Hatta.

‘Pardon?’

‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’

‘Oh – because they each produce a few notes, though they tend to be very flat.’ She was proud of herself for remembering, so caught in the performance had she been. ‘He covered the ballroom in confetti. Little paper notes, all with charming designs.’

Hatta twirled the cane. ‘I always preferred the answer: because they both have quills dipped in ink.’

Cath was surprised to find that the riddle, which had seemed impossible to answer when she’d first heard it, could have two such fitting solutions. She glanced at Raven, who had buried his face beneath one black wing, apparently asleep.

‘That answer would have made quite a mess of the ballroom,’ she said.

Hatta stirred a spoonful of sugar into his cup, the spoon clinking loud against the ceramic. ‘I suppose you’re right. I’ve been working on a riddle myself of late. Would you like to hear it?’

‘Very much so.’

He tapped the spoon on the cup’s rim and set it on the saucer. ‘When pleased, I beat like a drum. When sad, I break like glass. Once stolen, I can never be taken back. What am I?’

She thought for a long moment before venturing, ‘A heart?’

Hatta’s eyes warmed. ‘Very acute, Lady Pinkerton.’

‘It’s very good,’ she said, ‘although I wonder whether it wouldn’t be more accurate to say, “Once given, I can never be taken back.” ’