RubyMars: She had these giant boobs, and one time she must have bent over and the whole shebang came out of her bra because her nipple was really obviously out of her bra. You could see it. I saw it and didn’t tell her anything.

RubyMars: I also saw her boyfriend back then cheating on her when I went to the movies and never said anything either.

RubyMars: I feel guilty thinking about it now.

RubyMars: I’m stealing the conversation with my random crap. I’m sorry. Tell me about the idiot private.

AHall80: No, you’re not. I’m not even that pissed off about him anymore.

AHall80: Do you know what happened to her?

RubyMars: The mean girl?

AHall80: Yeah

RubyMars: No. Now I want to look her up, lol.

RubyMars: Have you ever beat up anyone?

AHall80: Beat up? No. Gotten into a fight? Yeah

RubyMars: Over what?

AHall80: Nothing. Just drunk and dumb in high school.

RubyMars: Lame. I wanted something juicy.

AHall80: Heh no. Nothing like that.

RubyMars: Not even over one of your million girlfriends?

AHall80: I didn’t have a million AHall80: And hell no. Not ever over a girl.

RubyMars: Only 999,999 girlfriends AHall80: …….

AHall80: Bye

RubyMars: :) RubyMars: You’re still here.

AHall80: 20 something max. Most of them were girls I dated for a month.

RubyMars: Mister Commitment right here.

AHall80: …….

AHall80: Swear on my life, I’ve lost so much face with other soldiers since I started e-mailing and IMing you, I don’t know if I’ll ever recover it. People can’t take me seriously when I laugh out loud at you.

RubyMars: First world problems.

AHall80: Damn it, Ruby

RubyMars: Lol

RubyMars: I respect you, if that means anything.

RubyMars: Mostly.

AHall80: “Mostly”

AHall80: BYE

RubyMars: :) :) :) AHall80: Moving on, you doing okay?

RubyMars: Yes. You?

AHall80: Yeah, I’m all right.

AHall80: I heard this joke that made me think of you

RubyMars: Share it.

AHall80: What do cows like to read?

RubyMars: There are already tears in my eyes

AHall80: Cattle logs

RubyMars: You are a treasure I will value every day for the rest of my life.

AHall80: :] I knew you’d like it. I had to tell you.

AHall80: I gotta go, but I’ll write you soon, RC

RubyMars: Bye, Ruron RubyMars: Be safe.

April 30, 2009

AHall80: Hey

RubyMars: Hey you.

AHall80: What are you up to?

RubyMars: Nothing. On the couch, eating my troubles away while I watch TV.

AHall80: Want me to let you go?

RubyMars: No.

AHall80: What are you watching?

AHall80: Someone put on the first X-Men movie today and I thought of you

RubyMars: I feel so pleased with myself.

RubyMars: I’m watching a Project Runway marathon…

AHall80: What’s that?

RubyMars: A show about designers competing to kick off their careers.

AHall80: I should’ve known that. :]

RubyMars: I’m on my second cup of Ramen. I thought of you.

AHall80: LOL.

AHall80: It’s good. I don’t eat it when I’m not here, but I get used to it.

RubyMars: Guess what?

AHall80: What?

RubyMars: I went on another date yesterday.

AHall80: With?

RubyMars: My brother’s friend.

RubyMars: Not the one you don’t like, the one who didn’t lead me on.

AHall80: I thought he pissed you off?

RubyMars: He did, but he called and asked if I wanted to go to a special exhibit at the science museum. I was going to tell him no because of what happened last time, but not going because I was embarrassed about what happened… I figured you would tell me to go too.

AHall80: Yeah

RubyMars: So I went. It was nice.

AHall80: He didn’t try to come on to you?

RubyMars: He kissed me.

RubyMars: That was all. It was nice.

RubyMars: Are you there?

AHall80: Yeah

RubyMars: Everything okay?

AHall80: Yeah

AHall80: Are you going to see him again?

RubyMars: He invited me to go to the movies with him tomorrow. They have a morning showing at a theater that serves pancakes.

AHall80: You’re going to wake up early?

RubyMars: Yes. You’re not the first person to ask that. :) AHall80: OK

RubyMars: I think it’ll be fun as long as I don’t fall asleep during the movie.

AHall80: Don’t do that.

RubyMars: I won’t. I hope.

RubyMars: He really is nice. He wouldn’t do anything to me.

AHall80: If you say so

RubyMars: I told you I’ve known him for years. He’s good people.

AHall80: OK

RubyMars: …

RubyMars: Are you okay?

AHall80: Yeah

RubyMars: Was today a bad day?

RubyMars: Want me to let you go?

AHall80: No.

AHall80: Nah, it’s ok

RubyMars: Okay.

RubyMars: Good.

RubyMars: I sold a bunch of bandanas to this dog groomer my sister knows through her job.